PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. An